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Showing posts with label year in movies 2009. Show all posts
Showing posts with label year in movies 2009. Show all posts

Saturday, March 27, 2010

The RyMickey Awards - Best Films of 2009

I saw 200 movies in 2009.  Here's the Top 20...and the longest post ever on the blog...(Although this'll be my first time using that annoying blog staple "the click here for more" button)

Honorable Mentions (in alphabetical order)


And the Best Movies of 2009 Are...

If the screengrab above doesn't tell you what you're in for with Crank: High Voltage, I don't know what will.   I mean, sure, it's not as odd as the line "I'm gonna go floss my teeth with some pubes" which is uttered during the film's quick running time, but a guy with first-degree burns essentially throwing out a "F@$% You" to the paying movie-going audience is something you don't see every day in cinema.

Certainly, Crank: High Voltage is no Citizen Kane, but it's one hell of an enjoyable ride.  It's an equal opportunity offender and it doesn't hold back a thing.  At moments, that "balls-to-the-wall" attitude is a detriment (the film does go over the top a few too many times), but, for the most part, you're in for a crazy funhouse of a film.

The rest of the Top 20 is after the jump...(seriously...I spent some time on this, so click on that darn tiny "read more" link below [can't figure out a way to make it bolder] and read on...and feel free to leave a comment!)


Tuesday, March 02, 2010

A Year in Movies

Five away from 200 -- I'll be hitting 200 by Sunday's Oscar telecast (hopefully). You know, overall, these are better numbers than I thought in terms of "good" movies. I'm pleasantly surprised.

5/5 or A *** 1/195 = 0.51%
Fantastic Mr. Fox

4.5/5 or A-*** 4/195 = 2.05%

3.5/5 or B or B- *** 17/195 = 8.72%

2.5/5 or C *** 24/195 = 12.31%

2/5 or C- *** 15/195 = 7.69%

1.5/5 or D+ *** 25/195 = 12.82%

1/5 or D *** 34/195 = 17.44%


0/5 or F *** 12/195 = 6.12%

I would say that anything 3/5 or above would be something that I would recommend people to see. Therefore, based on the above ratings, I would say that of the movies I've seen, I would say that 60 movies -- or 30.06% -- would be worth your watching. Once again, if I'm being really honest, most of those movies in the '2.5/5' section are worth your watching, too, but since I consider them only average, I figured I should only "recommend" things that are above average. If you include the 2.5's that percentage jumps to 42.84%.

Saturday, November 28, 2009

A Year in Movies

Nearly 175 movies at this point...and, finally, one that gets the 5/5 top honor. It's about time. Additionally, another really great movie gets the #2 slot on the year...so, my top two movies are completely different with this latest list.

5/5 *** 1/170 = 0.59%
Fantastic Mr. Fox

4.5/5 *** 3/170 = 1.76%

4/5 *** 14/170 = 8.24%
3.5/5 *** 15/170 = 8.82%

2.5/5 *** 22/170 = 12.94%

2/5 *** 14/170 = 8.24%

1.5/5 *** 24/170 = 14.12%

1/5 *** 29/170 = 17.06%


0/5 *** 12/170 = 7.06%

I would say that anything 3/5 or above would be something that I would recommend people to see. Therefore, based on the above ratings, I would say that of the movies I've seen, I would say that 46 movies -- or 27.06% -- would be worth your watching. Once again, if I'm being really honest, most of those movies in the '2.5/5' section are worth your watching, too, but since I consider them only average, I figured I should only "recommend" things that are above average. If you include the 2.5's that percentage jumps to exactly 40%.

Wednesday, November 04, 2009

A Year in Movies

Over 150 movies this year (121 in theaters)...a second viewing dropped Drag Me to Hell from a 4.5 to a 4...

5/5 *** 0/154 = 0%
None

4.5/5 *** 2/154 = 1.30%

4/5 *** 13/154 = 8.44%
3.5/5 *** 14/154 = 9.09%

2.5/5 *** 18/154 = 11.69%

2/5 *** 13/154 = 8.44%

1.5/5 *** 23/154 = 14.94%

1/5 *** 26/154 = 16.88%


0/5 *** 11/154 = 7.14%

I would say that anything 3/5 or above would be something that I would recommend people to see. Therefore, based on the above ratings, I would say that of the movies I've seen, I would say that 42 movies -- or 27.27% -- would be worth your watching. Once again, if I'm being really honest, most of those movies in the '2.5/5' section are worth your watching, too, but since I consider them only average, I figured I should only "recommend" things that are above average. If you include the 2.5's that percentage jumps to nearly 40%.

Monday, October 12, 2009

A Year in Movies

Nearly 150 movies so far this year...

5/5 *** 0/144 = 0%
None

4.5/5 *** 3/144 = 2.08%

4/5 *** 10/144 = 6.94%
3.5/5 *** 13/144 = 9.03%

2.5/5 *** 18/144 = 12.50%

2/5 *** 11/144 = 7.64%

1.5/5 *** 21/144 = 14.58%

1/5 *** 24/144 = 16.67%


0/5 *** 11/144 = 7.64%

I would say that anything 3/5 or above would be something that I would recommend people to see. Therefore, based on the above ratings, I would say that of the movies I've seen, I would say that 39 movies -- or 27.08% -- would be worth your watching. Once again, if I'm being really honest, most of those movies in the '2.5/5' section are worth your watching, too, but since I consider them only average, I figured I should only "recommend" things that are above average. If you include the 2.5's that percentage jumps to nearly 40%.

Friday, September 18, 2009

A Year in Movies

Nearly 130 movies so far this year...I think I'm continuing on through the fall now...it's just 3 1/2 more months...I've already seen enough crap, what's a few more months...

Nevertheless, take a look at the long list below with a little bit of analysis at the end.

5/5 *** 0/128 = 0%
None

4.5/5 *** 3/128 = 2.34%

4/5 *** 8/128 = 6.25%
3.5/5 *** 13/128 = 10.16%

3/5 *** 11/128 = 8.59%
Two Lovers
Cold Souls
2.5/5 *** 16/128 = 12.50%

2/5 *** 10/128 = 7.81%

1.5/5 *** 18/128 = 14,06%

1/5 *** 21/128 = 16.41%


0/5 *** 11/128 = 8.59%

I would say that anything 3/5 or above would be something that I would recommend people to see. Therefore, based on the above ratings, I would say that of the movies I've seen, I would say that 35 movies -- or 27.34% -- would be worth your watching. This is slightly above the last "Year in Movies" listing. Once again, if I'm being really honest, most of those movies in the '2.5/5' section are worth your watching, too, but since I consider them only average, I figured I should only "recommend" things that are above average. If you include the 2.5's that percentage jumps to nearly 40%.

Honestly, that's not all that bad considering I've watched EVERYTHING that came out this summer. Now I just need to start to tackle the 20 or so wide release movies that I still haven't seen that are out on dvd now...I'm sure that'll lower the percentages a little...