The Boss (2016)
Starring Melissa McCarthy, Kristen Bell, Peter Dinklage, Ella Anderson, and Kathy Bates
Directed by Ben Falcone
Loved by millions for her eccentric approach to making money, Michelle is a self-help guru who seemingly has it all. However, an insider trading deal gone awry sends Michelle to jail, causing her to lose her iconic status and the respect of her fans. Upon release from prison, Michelle finds her previous earnings confiscated by the government, so with nowhere to go she lands on the doorstep of her former assistant Claire (Kristen Bell). Claire is reluctant to help her former boss, but she eventually obliges after Michelle agrees to help watch Claire's tween daughter Rachel (Ella Anderson) which leads Michelle to her new business venture -- a cookie-selling industry set up as competition to a Girl Scout-esque group.
Writing the above summary took me over a month to type out not because of any confusion regarding what The Boss is about, but because it's so unexciting. This is a short skit waiting to happen and stretching this out to a 100-minute length grows aggravatingly dull. McCarthy herself is actually okay here. Although her character is grating, the actress is able to tap in to the absurdity in a way that at least makes the film watchable. Unfortunately, when the film attempts to highlight its other characters - a bland Kristen Bell, a laughably and ludicrously villainous Peter Dinklage - it fails miserably. While there are worse comedies out there, The Boss simply isn't worth your time.
The RyMickey Rating: D+