Sunday, August 20, 2017

Movie Review - Catfight

Catfight (2016)
Starring Sandra Oh, Anne Heche, Alicia Silverstone, Amy Hill, Myra Lucretia Taylor, Ariel Kavoussi, and Giullian Yao Gioiello
Directed by Onur Tukel
**This film is currently streaming on Netflix***

Catfight is almost so bad, it's good.  "Almost" being the operative word there, though.  Sandra Oh and Anne Heche at least hold our attention as rival college students who reunite as adults at a ritzy party where Veronica (Oh) brags about her rich husband to Ashley (Heche), a struggling artist acting as a waitress to make ends meet, but the two actresses can't overcome the rather tacky writing and lukewarm direction brought to the screen by Onur Tukel.

At that aforementioned party, Ashley gets so fed up with the haughty Veronica that she initiates a nasty catfight that ends up putting Veronica into a coma for two years.  Upon waking up, Veronica's life has completely turned upside down.  Needless to say, Veronica finds herself questioning her beliefs prior to the coma while also trying to remember exactly what landed her in the hospital in the first place.  Rather than spoil what comes next, let's just say that the rivalry between Veronica and Ashley hasn't come to a conclusion yet and their distaste for one another rears its ugly head for years to come.

Catfight unfortunately is just poorly pieced together and is perhaps trying to be more politically charged than it has any right to be.  Characters are one-note and oftentimes unbelievable -- the less said about poor Alicia Silverstone as Ashely's lesbian lover the better given the fact that her character never once is given any shred of reality in which to inhabit.  The film ends up being very repetitive by the time its conclusion rolls around and although I was moderately engaged that was really only because it was so laughably corny at times.  I've never seen so many poorly filmed punches in my life in a ninety-minute span as I saw in Catfight -- a decent fight coordinator coupled with a director who knew how to shoot fisticuffs would've helped many a scene here.  Once again, this almost reaches levels of absurdist fun, but in the end, it never gets to that point.

The RyMickey Rating:  C 

Saturday, August 19, 2017

Movie Review - The Lobster

The Lobster (2016)
Starring Colin Farrell, Rachel Weisz, Léa Seydoux, Ben Whishaw, John C. Reilly, and Olivia Colman
Directed by Yorgos Lanthimos
***This film is currently streaming via Amazon Prime***

I was so on board with director/co-writer Yorgos Lanthimos' weirdly offbeat The Lobster throughout most of its first hour as its surreal tale begins to unfold.  David (Colin Farrell) has just gotten divorced and in the strange land in which The Lobster is set that means that he must find someone to fall in love with him in forty-five days lest he be turned into an animal.  Yep...I said it was weird.  David heads to a hotel run by a manager (Olivia Colman) who sets up a variety of activities to set people up with someone they can love.  As his days dwindle down and romance seems less likely, David ponders whether an escape is necessary...and that's where the story drastically changes and grows increasingly uninteresting in its second hour.

The comedic satire in the film's opening half creates a world with new rules that are fully embraced by both the film's characters -- which include John C. Reilly as a lisping loner and Ben Whishaw as a limping lover -- and the audience.  I bought into the insane set-up that people would actually turn into dogs or horses or even lobsters if they failed to fall in love, and I found the set-up unique and engaging despite the bleak and sometimes melancholy sadness that permeates the inhabitants of the hotel.  The second half, however, removes us from the hotel setting and things fall apart.  The comedic aspect fades away and the tone of the film shifts into something that disappoints.  (I'll admit to being vague here to avoid spoilers.)

Kudos to Colin Farrell for carrying the film and giving a solid performance as the depressed David who finds himself forced to find true love in a short amount of time.  Creatively, Lanthimos at least envisioned a dystopia that we haven't seen before.  Unfortunately, he can't sustain a two-hour film across this land set up in the way he has.  There was promise here that unfortunately didn't pan out.

The RyMickey Rating:  C-

Friday, August 18, 2017

Movie Review - The Salesman

The Salesman (Forushande) (2016)
Starring Shahab Hosseini, Taraneh Alidoosti, and Farid Sajjadi Hosseini
Directed by Asghar Farhadi
***This film is currently streaming via Amazon Prime***

In the four films I've seen in the Asghar Farhadi directorial oeuvre, it's obvious that he's the current king of the slow burn mystery.  His films are modern day morality plays, creating tension from people's personal decisions rather than shoot-em-up thrills.  The Salesman is no different, but it takes a bit too long to get to its admittedly gripping conclusion.  While this meandering method of storytelling is the calling card of Farhadi, The Salesman is the least successful of the director's films thus far despite delivering fantastically in the acting department.

When actors Emad and Rana (Shahab Hosseini, Taraneh Alidoosti) are forced to leave their apartment after a nearby construction issue condemns their building, the married couple move into a rooftop apartment at a new complex.  Rana returns home following the opening night of their production of Death of a Salesman, with Emad arriving later only to find a bathroom covered in blood and his wife in the hospital after what seems to be a home invasion and attack.  Embarrassed and ashamed by the incident, Rana doesn't want Emad to report the crime to the police so Emad begins to investigate in an attempt to find the perpetrator who has sent his typically jovial wife into a depressing spiral.

What's always admirable about Farhadi is that as a writer he keys in to the slightly repressed Iranian culture and the stigmatization of women in the society.  Rana's shame in being attacked causes the woman to seemingly fear some form of retribution from her culture should she attempt to find the culprit of the crime.  Taraneh Alidoosti heartbreakingly hones in on this shameful notion as Rana, a typically engaging actress who welcomes the gaze of an audience, regresses into a solitary loner afraid of interaction with anyone including her concerned husband.  Shahab Hosseini's Emad is an even-tempered guy even after their home invasion, but Hosseini never lets us mistake that calmness for complaisance.  As his investigation becomes more successful, Hosseini still keeps the outward appearance of his character buttoned up, but also displays an inner rage and anger that he feels towards his wife's assailant.  A third actor -- Farid Sajjadi Hosseini -- also does fine work here as a beleaguered, worn-down elderly man whose scenes opposite Alidoosti and Shahab Hosseini prove to be emotionally wrenching.

The three aforementioned actors are reason enough to watch The Salesman, but this is the least successful Farhadi film I've seen from a pacing standpoint.  Farhadi is almost defiantly deliberate in the way he slowly peels back the various layers of his characters and, in that regard, he does a fantastic job creating people who exude "realness" in his films.  However, The Salesman needed just a touch more editing in the middle forty minutes to really create something special (like his gripping film A Separation).  Asghar Farhadi is still a director and writer I've come to admire and I'll continue to look forward to his future endeavors.

The RyMickey Rating:  B-

Wednesday, August 16, 2017

Movie Review - The Family Fang

The Family Fang (2016)
Starring Nicole Kidman, Jason Bateman, Christopher Walken, Maryann Plunkett, Jason Butler Harner, and Kathryn Hahn
Directed by Jason Bateman

Surprisingly more serious than I expected, The Family Fang is a drama with hints of dark comedy at the edges as we're introduced to the Fang family headed by patriarch Caleb (Christopher Walken in the present, Jason Butler Harner in the past) and matriarch Camille (Maryann Plunkett in the present, Kathryn Hahn in the past) who create performance art by placing the unsuspecting public in difficult situations presented by their family.  As adults, Caleb and Camille's children Baxter and Annie (Jason Bateman, Nicole Kidman) look back on their youth with disdain, feeling that their crazy parents harmed them in their adult careers as a writer and actress, respectively.  When the family is reunited after Baxter has an accident, Caleb and Camille try to unsuccessfully convince their children to help them with another piece of performance art, after which the parents decide to head off to a vacation in the Northeast...only to seemingly be involved in a horrible abduction that leaves them presumed dead.  Despite the police insistence, Baxter and Annie aren't convinced that their parents are actually dead, but rather creating an incredibly elaborate piece of performance art.

The Family Fang has a lot more depth than I expected.  Amidst the odd quirkiness which creates some truly comedic moments is a surprisingly heartfelt family drama.  The dysfunction displayed doesn't seem contrived, but instead feels natural and believable.  Sure, some of the performance art routines perpetrated by the youthful Caleb and Camille are a bit over-the-top and far-fetched, but they do a nice job in helping to build the resentment of Baxter and Annie which is wonderfully captured by the downtrodden, moderately depressed portrayals by Jason Bateman and Nicole Kidman.  The duo of Bateman and Kidman play off each other quite well and nicely balance the darkly comic and darkly dramatic sides present in director Bateman's film.  This is a big step up from Bateman's last directorial venture Bad Words and shows that the actor has definite promise behind the lens particularly in the "dramedy" genre where it's often difficult to create a well-balanced feature.  In addition to the nice performances by Kidman and Bateman, all of the actors portraying the parents are successful as well with particular kudos to Maryann Plunkett as the elder Camille who finds herself questioning in her adult life whether she's done more harm to her children than good.

The RyMickey Rating:  B

Friday, August 11, 2017

Movie Review - Nocturnal Animals

Nocturnal Animals (2016)
Starring Amy Adams, Jake Gyllenhaal, Michael Shannon, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Isla Fisher, Ellie Bamber, Armie Hammer, Andrea Riseborough, Michael Sheen, and Laura Linney
Directed by Tom Ford

There's a line in Nocturnal Animals in which a character mentions that a book was disappointing because she found her mind drifting elsewhere whilst reading it.  The same could be said for the movie Nocturnal Animals, a film that tells a story within a story with neither tale being quite compelling enough to stand on its own and neither tale meshing together in a way that proves to be an all-around satisfying whole.  In his second film, writer-director Tom Ford (a fashion designer in his other line of work) continues to prove that he's got an eye for the visuals, but that he still hasn't quite grasped the storytelling aspect of cinema.

We're first introduced to Susan Morrow (Amy Adams), an art gallery owner in Los Angeles, as she morosely mopes around her huge house dealing with an obviously unhappy marriage to her husband (Armie Hammer) who himself is facing some financial troubles.  Soon after, Susan receives a manuscript for a new novel from her ex-husband Edward Sheffield (Jake Gyllenhaal) and she escapes into the book which features a main character who seems an awful lot like her.  As Susan reads, the novel plays out onscreen -- Tony Hastings (Jake Gyllenhaal) is driving along a deserted Texas roadway with his wife Laura (Isla Fisher) and daughter India (Ellie Bamber).  A group of frightening men headed by the skeezy Ray Marcus (Aaron Taylor-Johnson) run the Hastings off the road and then kidnap the family.  Tony manages to escape but is unaware of where his wife and daughter are being kept so he finds a small-town cop (Michael Shannon) to set out and try to find his family and enact revenge those who committed this crime.

I'm sure that somewhere in the midst of the two tales there are solid connections -- either via visual similarities or storytelling allusions -- but things never came cohesively together for me.  Plus, the Amy Adams side of things is oddly uncompelling in any way.  It doesn't help that Adams shows nary an emotion throughout, presenting an ice queen persona that doesn't allow the viewer to feel sympathy for her despite her mundane life.  The "novel" storyline fares a little better with Gyllenhaal giving a nice performance as the beleaguered father.  Michael Sheen and Aaron Taylor-Johnson were nominated for an Oscar and Golden Globe respectively for their roles here (and Taylor-Johnson even won), but their characters seemed a bit too one-note to garner any real attention for me.  Frankly, the same could be said for the film itself -- it doesn't really deserve to garner any real attention.  I continue to think that Tom Ford has the potential to be something great, but his two films thus far haven't landed him there.  Maybe sticking to lensing things as opposed to writing them is his road to a better directorial future.

The RyMickey Rating:  C-

Thursday, August 10, 2017

Movie Review - Best Worst Thing That Ever Could Have Happened

Best Worst Thing That Ever Could Have Happened (2016)
Directed by Lonny Price
***This film is currently streaming on Netflix***

In September of 1981, rehearsals began for the Broadway musical Merrily We Roll Along, the latest from stage superstars director Hal Prince and composer/lyricist Stephen Sondheim.  Fresh off a string of huge hits -- Company, A Little Night Music, Sweeney Todd -- it seemed as if Prince and Sondheim could do no wrong so their tackling of musicalizing a 1934 play that went in reverse seemed a perfect next act for the duo.  Casting teenagers in roles that required them to play adults in the opening scene and then progressively reverse to their high school selves in the final scene where they'd dream about their ambitious lives ahead  unaware of the jaded people they'd become, Prince and Sondheim thought they were creating something ingenious.  Instead, Merrily We Roll Along was an epic failure, closing after just sixteen performances on Broadway.  The "gods" of Broadway had failed and that failure profoundly affected the young cast of actors who set out to a variety of careers realizing that the failure was the Best Worst Thing That Ever Could Have Happened.

Director Lonny Price who as a teenager snagged a lead role in Merrily We Roll Along breaks his documentary up into what are essentially two halves -- the first detailing the intricacies of attempting to put on a Broadway show and the second dealing with the lives of the cast of Merrily following its failure.  The first half is infinitely more intriguing than the second.  While some went on to great things on stage and screen -- Jason Alexander of Seinfeld fame was a member of the Merrily cast -- others went on to a typical life away from the bright lights of entertainment.  Obviously there's nothing wrong with that, but there's admittedly something not all that compelling about such things.  After a fascinating insider look at the creation of a musical utilizing much footage from rehearsal rooms, this documentary's last act is a bit of a letdown.

While I'm a certainly a fan of "the theater," I'm not exactly all that knowledgable about Stephen Sondheim beyond a few songs or shows, but despite that lack of connection with one of the film's main subjects, I found the first hour of this film quite compelling.  Quite frankly, you could watch the film up until that point and get just as much out of it as watching the whole thing.  What works here works well.  What doesn't work here doesn't so much "not work," but simply falls flat.

The RyMickey Rating:  B-

Wednesday, August 09, 2017

Movie Review - Amanda Knox

Amanda Knox (2016)
Directed by Rod Blackhurst and Brian McGinn
***This film is currently streaming on Netflix***

A compelling true-life murder-mystery, Amanda Knox delves into the story behind the title character when on November 2, 2007, Meredith Kercher, a young college student studying in Italy, is murdered in the apartment she shared with Knox.  After an investigation by the Italian authorities, Knox and her Italian boyfriend Raffaelle Sollecito were convicted of the crime and sentenced to jail despite their insistence that they had nothing to do with the murder.  The "trial by media" that ensued in the worldwide papers created a frenzy, portraying Knox as a sex-crazed party girl.  However, as time progresses, "stunning flaws" in the investigation and a media frenzy that demanded a "frantic search" for guilty parties may have caused the Italian police to jump the gun when it came to a conviction.

Rather surprisingly, Amanda Knox is fairly even-handed when it comes to its investigation into the crime.  Through interviews with Knox, her boyfriend Sollecito, and the head Italian police officer, we see both sides of the story detailing how Knox could be guilty or how she could be innocent.  While I have a personal opinion given the evidence as presented, filmmakers Rod Blackhurst and Brian McGinn create a very solid case for either side, adding in rather sly digs at the worldwide tabloid media that drummed up much more excitement and disgusting unjustified indictments than they should have.  Tackling this aspect of this well-known case adds another layer to what could've been a simplistic real-life Law and Order episode, but ends up being something much more compelling.

The RyMickey Rating:  B+

Tuesday, August 08, 2017

Movie Review - Krisha

Krisha (2016)
Starring Krisha Fairchild, Robyn Fairchild, Trey Edward Shults, Bill Wise, and Billie Fairchild
Directed by Trey Edward Shults
***This film is currently streaming via Amazon Prime***

The debut feature of writer-director Trey Edward Shults, Krisha is also the debut of actress Krisha Fairchild portraying the film's titular character in a tour de force, oftentimes scary, role as a sixty-something woman who returns home to a family get-together after a ten-year absence.  As the Thanksgiving Day festivities unfold around her, Krisha's desires to reconnect with her son Trey (portrayed by the director himself) and sister Robyn (Robyn Fairchild) begin to fall apart as her past indiscretions rear their ugly heads again and the reasons she abandoned her family come back to the surface.

Krisha is undoubtedly an "indie" piece, obviously low budget taking place in one house on one day throughout its runtime and filled with actors whom we've likely never seen before.  However, Trey Edward Shults and his cinematographer have a keen eye in that their lensing of the picture helps the audience to tap into Krisha's uncomfortable panic as she attempts to reconcile with her family.  Incredibly long unceasing takes or a spinning dizzying camera are just a few of the ways Shults mirrors Krisha's emotional state visually.  Sure, Shults' tale could've maybe used a scene edit or two and I found the film's horror-like score a little off-putting in the humanistic story, but this flick definitely proves that Shults is a filmmaker to watch in the future.

At its center, though, is a magnificent performance from Shults' real-life aunt Krisha Fairchild who brings heartbreak and pain to the title character.  From the opening long-take where we see Krisha put on a stoic front as she meets her family again only to have it begin to crumble as soon as her son decides to all but ignore her presence, it's obvious that Fairchild is the real deal.  As her hopes for a positive outcome begin to diminish, Fairchild perfectly conveys the downward spiral into which Krisha quickly falls, leading to a finale that feels heartbreaking despite its inevitability at the outset.  Krisha isn't a perfect film, yet my grade below may be a bit deceiving (despite the fact that it's a perfectly acceptable grade).  In this film, we see the promise in both its filmmaker and its leading lady, both of whom I'd enjoy seeing more from in the future and both of whom are reasons for any cinephile to give this a watch.

The RyMickey Rating:  B

Monday, August 07, 2017

Movie Review - The Program

The Program (2016)
Starring Ben Foster, Chris O'Dowd, Guillaume Canet, Jesse Plemons, Lee Pace, Denis Menochet, and Dustin Hoffman
Directed by Stephen Frears
***This film is currently streaming via Amazon Prime***

A biopic of fallen cyclist Lance Armstrong, The Program features a strong performance by Ben Foster at its center, but despite a solid start, the film falters a bit in its second half becoming a tad repetitive and lacking the bite that one would hope as we see Armstrong's career ruined at the hands of illegal doping.  Opening with a 21 year-old Armstrong (Foster) disappointingly losing a cycling race in 1994, Armstrong decides to meet with Dr. Michele Ferrari (Guillaume Canet) secretly known around the racing circuit for providing the doping drug EPO to clients.  Stimulating red blood cells to allow for maximum oxygen usage, EPO is a banned substance in the high-profile races around the world, but Ferrari and Armstrong come up with an elaborate plan -- "the program" -- to "hide" the fact that Armstrong is taking the drugs and they prove to be successful with Armstrong winning a race in 1995 shortly after starting the stimulant.  However, Armstrong's cycling is cut abruptly short when he is diagnosed with testicular cancer, but he jumps back from the disease stronger than ever (in part thanks to Dr. Ferrari's doping help) and wins five back-to-back Tour de France races before he retires in 2005.  Despite his fervent denials of doping allegations, Armstrong's storied career begins to fall apart when one of his teammates Floyd Landis (Jesse Plemons) tests positive for testosterone and tales of Armstrong's intricate doping program come to light.

The Program is a perfectly adequate depiction of Armstrong's rise and fall and it certainly is intriguing to see how quickly the allure of success caused the renowned cyclist to turn to drugs -- I never knew (or perhaps forgot) that Armstrong was using the performance-enhancing drugs during every Tour de France win.  Ben Foster plays Armstrong with a deviant quietness throughout, narcissistic and pathological in his denials of doping.  Egotistical to the hilt, Foster's Armstrong still manages to be someone that the audience doesn't hate which is a credit to the actor.  While we never accept Armstrong's doping, Foster humanizes Armstrong enough that we find ourselves wrapped up in the cyclist's lie.  Foster himself is reason enough to give The Program a shot.

Unfortunately, the flick falters as it progresses mainly because it grows repetitive in its depiction of Armstrong continuing to elude the cycling community of his actions.  Although reporter David Walsh (Chris O'Dowd) had long thought that Armstrong was not winning by sheer athleticism, when the film focuses on Walsh (upon whose book this film was based), it ends up growing a bit tedious mainly because we already know that Armstrong gets his comeuppance.  There's little suspense and we're simply waiting for the inevitable to occur.  The Program is good enough to warrant a watch particularly if this story is even remotely compelling to you, but I wish it carried a little more punch to take it into a better realm.

The RyMickey Rating:  B-

Sunday, August 06, 2017

Movie Review - High-Rise

High-Rise (2016)
Starring Tom Hiddleston, Sienna Miller, Luke Evans, Elisabeth Moss, and Jeremy Irons
Directed by Ben Wheatley
***This film is currently streaming via Netflix***

High-Rise is like some very weird warped Downton Abbey -- an Upstairs, Downstairs-type situation that morphs into a Lord of the Flies-style war depicting the differences between the upper classes and lower classes in an amped-up, manic manner.  And, just as you'd imagine, the chaos of trying to mix those three aforementioned disparate British classics makes High-Rise a bit of a mess.  Although it's visually appealing with some beautiful sets and costumes coupled with a classically retro 1970s vibe, director Ben Wheatley's film simply doesn't work, overstaying its welcome by nearly a third and devolving into a mess in the flick's second half.

Brain surgeon Robert Laing (Tom Hiddleston) has just moved into an apartment on the twenty-fifty floor of a new luxury high-rise forty-story tower built by architect Anthony Royal (Jeremy Irons) who himself lives in the penthouse with his uppity wife.  The high-rise contains a pool, gym, and even a grocery store, so its occupants find themselves with nary a need to leave.  The further up you live, the ritzier and more expensive your amenities become and the film soon becomes an allegory about class warfare with allusions at the end that capitalism is bad.

This is an odd film -- director Ben Wheatley peppers the flick with weird flash-forwards and it's full of some of the most bizarre characters I've seen in a long time.  The oddness of the whole thing had me intrigued initially, but I soon grew wary, only holding out hope that the allegorical nature would provide some philosophical intrigue.  Instead, the film becomes even odder, full of anarchic nihilism that had me angry I held on for as long as I did and didn't stop the flick sooner.  The cast admittedly gamely bites in to the quirkiness, but it's not enough to save this one.

The RyMickey Rating:  D+

Saturday, August 05, 2017

Movie Review - Elvis & Nixon

Elvis & Nixon (2016)
Starring Michael Shannon, Kevin Spacey, Alex Pettyfer, Johnny Knoxville, Colin Hanks, Evan Peters, Sky Ferreira, Tracy Letts, Tate Donovan, and Ashley Benson
Directed by Liza Johnson
***This film is currently streaming via Amazon Prime***

Unbeknown to me, there is apparently some famous picture of Elvis Presley and Richard Nixon shaking hands in the Oval Office.  Elvis & Nixon is a cleverly retro-stylized film by Liza Johnson that depicts the late December 1970 day when the King (Michael Shannon) demanded a meeting with the President (Kevin Spacey) in order to detail his concerns with the rising drug and hippie culture in the United States.  The stodgy President wants nothing to do with the hip-shaking singer, but he eventually obliges in part due to the urging of his aides (Colin Hanks and Evan Peters) and he ends up discovering that he may have an affinity for the pop star.

The briskly paced flick humorously depicts the obviously quirky "Odd Couple" dichotomy between Presley and Nixon with director Liza Johnson keenly mining the absurdity of the situation for all its worth.  Yet, at the same time, Johnson respects the positions of both famous men, never playing them for fools or suckers, mining laughs from the situation as opposed to at their expense.  Michael Shannon's Elvis gets the majority of the focus and he does a nice job of creating a well-rounded character as opposed to simply an impression of the famous singer.  While Spacey's Nixon is perhaps the opposite -- more of an impression than a fully-realized character -- I found his Nixon spot-on and amusingly engaging.  

I will admit that I wasn't particularly expecting much from Elvis & Nixon and perhaps that's why I enjoyed it so much.  While the trailers certainly depicted humor, I was expecting this to be some sort of history lesson (albeit an odd one) and it's nothing like that at all.  Instead, it's a pleasantly eccentric light-hearted flick that is worthy of a watch.

The RyMickey Rating:  B+

Friday, August 04, 2017

Movie Review - The Handmaiden

The Handmaiden (2016)
Starring Min-hee Kim, Tae-ri Kim, Jung-woo Ha, Jin-woong Cho, and So-ri Moon
Directed by Chan-wook Park
***This film is currently streaming via Amazon Prime***

There's no denying that director Chan-wook Park has an eye for what looks good on the screen.  His three films I've seen thus far all look lush and are lensed in such a way that one hopes that the story lives up to the beautiful visuals.  Unfortunately, that isn't the case with The Handmaiden, a film that was nearly universally praised upon its release, but feels rather corny to me in the way its story unfolds and the way its cast interprets the material.

A similarity between all three Chan-wook Park films I've seen is their willingness to not shy away from eroticism in varying degrees.  That's certainly the case here as a love triangle is unmasked between three parties of different societal rankings who all harbor secrets in an effort to one-up one another.  Sook-hee (Tae-ri Kim) is a young pickpocket hired by Count Fujiwara (Jung-woo Ha) to become the handmaiden to the posh and polished Lady Izumi Hideko (Min-hee Kim).  Lady Izumi lives in an elegant manor with her Uncle Kouzuki (Cho Jin-woong) as her strict guardian.  Count Fujiwara has visited Kouzuki's house at one of the numerous events held there in which Izumi reads sexually explicit literature to groups of men and Fujiwara has fallen for Izumi...or at least that what he pretends.  In actuality, his goal is to have the hired handmaiden Sook-hee convince Izumi that she should marry him; shortly after he will have his wife institutionalized in a mental hospital in an effort to take her savings.  Unfortunately for Fujiwara, Izumi soon begins to fall for Sook-hee, but perhaps Izumi is simply playing Sook-hee for some other form of backstabbing as The Handmaiden is filled with deceit and betrayal...mixed in with a bunch of Skinemax-style lesbian sex.

Although it looks gorgeous and sumptuous, The Handmaiden can't escape the stench of "B-Movie" that permeates throughout.  The story almost feels as if it could've been written by some cheap romance novelist, certainly elevated in visuals by Mr. Park, but weighed down by corniness.  The cast doesn't do the film any favors, hamming it up across the board which seemingly was Park's intention (seeing as how they all act in this manner).  Admittedly, The Handmaiden echoes Hitchcock's works (including the sexualized nature of the entire film), but the plot never elevates itself to something more than a direct-to-video feature.

The RyMickey Rating:  D+

Thursday, August 03, 2017

Movie Review - Trolls

Trolls (2016)
Featuring the vocal talents of Anna Kendrick, Justin Timberlake, Zooey Deschanel, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Christine Baranski, Russell Brand, James Corden, Jeffrey Tambor, and John Cleese
Directed by Mike Mitchell
***This film is currently streaming on Netflix***

In all of my 2016 viewings, animated films have been decidedly lukewarm, failing to truly excite or entertain in any magnificent fashion.  Color me surprised, then, by my reaction to Trolls, a colorful, finely animated, nicely voice-acted, incredibly fun romp.  And the fact that it's brought to us by Dreamworks -- an animation studio that often leaves me disappointed -- is even more flabbergasting to me with Trolls undoubtedly being my favorite animated film the studio has released thus far.

The tiny elf-like creatures known as the Trolls are an incredibly happy group, prone to singing, dancing, and hugging every hour on the hour.  The Bergens, on the other hand, are human-sized goblin-like folks who live in a perpetual state of disappointment, unable to find happiness.  Years ago, however, the Bergens discovered that eating a Troll can provide a feeling of happiness and, because of this, the Bergens rounded up all the Trolls and caged them in a tree in a courtyard in Bergentown.  Every year on Trollstice, the Bergens allow themselves to eat one Troll and be truly happy for a few hours, and this year young Prince Gristle (Christopher Mintz-Plasse) is going taste his first Troll, feeling contentment for the first time.  The Trolls, however, have finally had enough and plan an elaborate and successful escape from Bergetown thanks to King Peppy (Jeffrey Tambor) and his daughter Princess Poppy (Anna Kendrick).  For years, the Trolls lived a blissful Bergen-free life, but following a raucous singing party, the Trolls are discovered by Chef (Christine Baranski), a Bergen banished from Bergentown following the escape of the Trolls.  Chef catches several of the Trolls and takes them back to the now King Gristle, but Princess Poppy along with the help of the only sad Troll around -- Branch (Justin Timberlake) -- set out to save their friends from digestion.

Sure, all of that sounds ridiculous and as I typed it, I couldn't actually fathom how I could've possibly enjoyed this silliness, but Trolls tells its upbeat story well and embraces the sheer frivolity.  The peppiness of the trolls is surprisingly enhanced by well-known pop songs as well as some pleasantly ear-catching original numbers sung by the likes of Anna Kendrick, Justin Timberlake, and Zooey Deschanel all of whom -- as well as the rest of the vocal cast -- create believable voices for their characters.  Animation-wise, I found the computer animation to carry a slight Claymation tone and the environments which the Trolls and Bergens inhabit feel decidedly unique -- bright, cheerful, and arts-and-crafts-like for the Trolls and pointy, dark, and gloomy for the Bergens -- lacking the somewhat generic habitats we sometimes see in the cinematic animation landscape.

Pixar often aims for the heart, but Trolls doesn't even attempt that instead aiming for a visceral euphoria via its music, color, and pleasantly engaging (though simple) story.  While Trolls doesn't attempt to be deep or emotionally-investing in a Pixar-like way, it's fun...and sometimes that's enough.

The RyMickey Rating:  B+

Wednesday, August 02, 2017

Movie Review - The Monster

The Monster (2016)
Starring Zoe Kazan, Ella Ballentine, and Scott Speedman
Directed by Bryan Bertino

An indie horror flick, The Monster has its moments (including one or two genuine jump scares), but there's just not quite enough story for the film to maintain momentum over the course of its ninety minutes.  The tense moments all carry the same type of fear so instead of creating different puzzle piece-like parts to create a unique whole, the repetition wears the scares thin, making the whole film rather one-note.

At the heart of The Monster (and perhaps a metaphorical interpretation of the title character) is Kathy (Zoe Kazan), an alcoholic young mother to ten year-old Lizzy (Ella Ballentine).  No longer with Lizzy's father (Scott Speedman), Kathy loads Lizzy into the car to take the several hours' drive so her daughter can spend time with her dad.  Unfortunately, on a secluded back road, Kathy crashes the car after hitting what appears to be a wolf.  While waiting for a tow truck, however, Kathy and Lizzy discover that they may not be alone on the highway as something horrific begins to stalk them in moonlit night.

Through a series of flashbacks -- which, frankly, are the best parts of the film -- we discover just how horrific of a parent Kathy truly is.  Obviously a young mother, Kathy never wanted to be parent and her actions since Lizzy's birth prove that nurturing is not a characteristic that comes easy for her.  Kazan is a bit scary, yet fully believable as an addicted mother who cares more about her next fix than her daughter's well-being.  These moments which shape Lizzy's discontent with her living situation are the best parts of the film.  Unfortunately, the "horror" aspects which dominate the picture fall flat for the most part and fail to build to anything substantially riveting.

The RyMickey Rating:  C

Tuesday, August 01, 2017

Movie Review - Jane Got a Gun

Jane Got a Gun (2016)
Starring Natalie Portman, Joel Edgerton, Ewan McGregor, and Noah Emmerich
Directed by Gavin O'Connor
***This film is currently streaming on Netflix***

Loyal readers of this blog may know that westerns are not my thing.  Color me surprised then that through the first act of Jane Got a Gun I was finding myself moderately intrigued with the tale of revenge set in the New Mexico territory in 1871.  Unfortunately, as is the case with most films of this genre, slowness rears its ugly head and the snail's pace of the proceedings hampers the enjoyment.

Jane (Natalie Portman) lives in a secluded house with her five year-old daughter.  After a long absence, her husband Ham (Noah Emmerich) returns home riddled with several bullet wounds inflicted by John Bishop (Ewan McGregor) and his "Bishop Boys" - a group to which Ham had once been a member - telling his wife that John is on the hunt for him and will inevitably be on his way to their house.  Jane enlists the help of her former fiancé Dan (Joel Edgerton) to help save her family whilst we learn the backstory of how Jane, Dan, and John Bishop have all connected in one way or another over the past seven years and just exactly why Jane feels the need to seek out revenge on Bishop and his men.

This film sat on the shelf for years, going through a laundry list of different directors and co-stars for Natalie Portman.  When it was finally released, it ended up being the Weinstein Company's lowest-grossing wide-release ever.  In short, Jane Got a Gun isn't as bad as that damning list would make it seem.  Unfortunately, the film never really rises to the promise that Natalie Portman brings to the table in a strong, stoic performance.  While the back-and-forth time-jumping slowly peels back the layers of Jane's backstory with her three aforementioned male co-stars, the ploy grows tiresome as the film progresses.  Additionally, director Gavin O'Connor stages the film's climatic conclusion in the dark of night, leading to poorly shot moments that are almost indecipherable.  It's a bit of a shame, really, because this started out showing promise before it dissolved into a typically dry, boring western like many of its ilk.

The RyMickey Rating:  C-