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So as you know, I stopped writing lengthy reviews on this site this year, keeping the blog as more of a film diary of sorts.  Lo and behold,...

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Movie Review - The Unborn (2009)

Starring Odette Yustman, Gary Oldman, Meagan Good, and Carla Gugino
Written and Directed by David S. Goyer

Just don't watch this one.

Something about twins and Nazi experiments and Jewish rabbis performing exorcisms (isn't that an innately "Catholic" -- or at the very least, Christian -- thing?). All taking place in a poorly directed movie (seriously, the first 10 minutes of this one were possibly the worst directed opening 10 minutes of any movie I've seen this year...well, maybe not quite that bad, but close).

It's just not worth it. There's infinitely better horror flicks out there.

The RyMickey Rating: D-

2 comments:

  1. But gee golly is her fanny great in that poster.

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  2. I chose that poster for that very reason...

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