Worst Films of 2013
(Dis)Honorable Mentions
(all films ranked 'D' or below)
(underlined titles link to original reviews)
#10 - The Purge -- D
An interesting premise ruined by an incredibly crappy story that sacrifices believable plot for convenient jump scares.
#9 - Only God Forgives -- D
I'll just come out and say it -- I didn't get this one. Didn't understand it at all.
#8 - Berberian Sound Studio -- D
Do you like movies that don't have any modicum of a payoff? This one's for you!
#7 - Escape from Planet Earth -- D
In all fairness, I stopped watching Free Birds twenty minutes in because of how horrible it was...I should've done the same with this.
#6 - The Kings of Summer -- D-
This coming of age comedy failed to make me laugh and instead succeeded only in annoying me with its lack of believability.
#5 - Beautiful Creatures -- D-
Part I: We have Twilight to blame for movies like this.
#4 - The Host -- D-
Part II: We have Twilight to blame for movies like this.
#3 - Spring Breakers -- D-
Critics fawned over the hedonistic kaleidoscopic barrage of sex and violence on display as if director Harmony Kormine was poking fun at our modern day culture that idolizes such trash. I didn't get the joke and thought it was a pretentious piece of crap.
#2 - Passion -- F
Second (or third) tier attempt at a Hitchcockian tone by director Brian DePalma coupled with a horribly over-acted performance by Noomi Rapace makes this one a clunker.
#1 - Aftershock -- F
Sharknado-level direction with even worse acting, I couldn't wait for the insipid sextet of actors to bite the dust after the horribly enacted titular earthquake spins their world into chaos.
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