That Awkward Moment (2014)
Starring Zac Efron, Miles Teller, Michael B. Jordan, Imogen Poots, Mackenzie Davis, and Jessica Lucas
Directed by Tom Gormican
I understand that movies need to relay the broad spectrum of personalities that are evident in the world, but when you choose to place conniving, manipulative man-whores as your main characters, I have a tendency to check out right away. Maybe it's because I'll never understand how women fall for a-holes like these, but I can't get behind caring for characters whose only goal in life is to get a woman into bed as soon as possible. I know these types of guys exist in real life (and I know for some otherworldly reason some women are drawn to them), but they're not the type of friends I'd like to hang out with, so when I see them onscreen, I get a little disgusted. That Awkward Moment attempts to appease my concerns with the character of Mikey (Michael B. Jordan), a smart married doctor who discovers his wife is cheating on him. Mikey is the polar opposite of Daniel and Jason -- longing for meaning in a relationship and not searching for a one night stand. This, in turn, however, makes me ponder why in the heck Mikey would be friends with guys like Daniel and Jason which therein defeats the purpose of even having him in the film. Not only am I disturbed by Daniel and Jason's womanizing, but I'm ticked off that Mikey simply shrugs it all off and coddles their infantile shenanigans.
As far as a plot goes in That Awkward Moment -- there isn't much of one. "Hey guys. Let's make a pact to not have any meaningful relationships. Just sex and that's it," says one of the guys at some point at the beginning of the film. "Okay," say the other two guys. Does it come to any surprise that all three of these guys will find themselves falling in love and then trying to hide it from their buddies? Does it come as any surprise that these guys will end up being pricks to their women in order to hide their burgeoning relationships from their bros? Does it come as any surprise that these women will accept their guys back after they do horrible things to them?
Predictable, obnoxious, unfunny (I didn't laugh once), and a bit repulsive are the words I'd use to describe That Awkward Moment -- care to watch it?
The RyMickey Rating: D-