The Lone Ranger (2013)
Starring Johnny Depp, Armie Hammer, Helena Bonham Carter, Tom Wilkinson, Ruth Wilson, and William Fichtner
Directed by Gore Verbinski
Unfortunately, the film feels bloated and surprisingly empty on story considering its nearly 150-minute running time. For a movie called The Lone Ranger, one would think that the title character would take top billing when it comes to story. But seeing as how Johnny Depp is involved and isn't playing that title character, you know that scene-stealing has to take place on his part...and that's certainly the case here. Depp is Tonto, the title character's trusty Native American sidekick who is quick with witty retorts and swami-like wisely sage advice. No matter what he's saying, however, Depp decides to mumble his way through the words much like his Pirates of the Caribbean Captain Jack character only this time without the English accent and with less of a slurred/drunken vibe and more of a stilted/monotone one.
Unlike Depp, Armie Hammer actually has a presence that at least proves charming and watchable as John Reid (who later becomes The Lone Ranger). His story about avenging some wrongs done to his family plays out in typical western fashion, but Hammer at least is somewhat captivating. Unfortunately, the film pretends like it cares about him as a character, but really just wants us to place our attention on Tonto and that's just a premise I couldn't get behind.
Like I said above, Verbinski has lensed a nice looking film. Unfortunately, the script does this one in.
The RyMickey Rating: C-
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