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Thursday, January 26, 2012

Movie Review - Don't Be Afraid of the Dark

Don't Be Afraid of the Dark (2011)
Starring Katie Holmes, Guy Pearce, and Bailee Madison
Directed by Troy Nixey

Don't Be Afraid of the Dark is an okay horror flick that felt like a slightly more adult version of Nickelodeon's 90s series Are You Afraid of the Dark.  Although tense, the film had a rather childlike innocence to it -- no cursing, no blood (for the most part), relying on tense build-ups and taut direction (although only in certain scenes).

That being said, despite a decent lead performance from the young Bailee Madison (whose character Sally started out a bit too one-note bratty to work completely for me) and fine turns from Katie Holmes and Guy Pearce (whose characters aren't given a whole lot to do other than doubt Sally when she says little gnome-like creatures are wreaking havoc on their newly bought hundred-year-old mansion), the film even at 99 minutes goes on too long.  It felt like the story could have (and should have) been told in the 30 minutes that those Are You Afraid of the Dark episodes were given.  The story was just dragged out too long to be effective.  Rather than excite, I found myself bored too many times.

It doesn't help that the aforementioned gnome-like creatures prove to be a little laughable rather than scary (which, once again, makes me feel like it would've been more at home on that 90s Nick show).  I just wanted to tell these folks to stomp on these little devils and run out of the house (because, just like every other horror movie, no one leaves the house until it's much too late to do so).

The RyMickey Rating:  C

3 comments:

  1. You had me at "gnome-like creatures."

    Sold.

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  2. Gnome-like creature perhaps denotes a human-type quality which these really aren't. That said, I imagine they're about the size of your standard run-of-the-mill gnome...

    It wasn't a bad movie overall and perhaps had I written this review three days ago when I watched it, my rating may have been a little higher, but a few days removed, it kinda just felt a tad blah...

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